Me: what's your New Years resolution?
Guy Friend: Didn't make one, I don't need to wait for a
new year to change how I am. What's yours?
Me: I gotta be nicer to people...
Him: what are you talking about? You're one of the nicest
people I know. You need another resolution
Me: alright, I need to eat less
Him: no, eating is good for you, you don't need to be a
stick. You're good the way you are
he made my night