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Hey guys, I have a confession as well.
Since it's almost new years I thought I should come clean.




I made this account,
and I have been lying to everybody.






You guys might hate me for this,
but I'm not a walrus.









I know it was stupid,
but I knew I would get more followers this way.









Because,
I'm actually a narwhal.





 
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Hey guys, I have a confession as well. Since it's almost

203 faves · 31 comments · Dec 31, 2012 1:38am

theWalrus

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theWalrus


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sama_sky · 1 decade ago
omfg I love you <3
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pinkfrosting321 · 1 decade ago
lol I love this.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
WHAT?!?! How could you!?! I trusted you and this account, I can't believe you did this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good thing I like narwhal's better.
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
Who would've guessed? Not me :'(
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wowurcrazy · 1 decade ago
What.... I trusted you... I'M UNFOLLOWING YOU RIGHT FREAKIN NOW. THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!
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loveforeveryourbeautiful17 · 1 decade ago
HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?! I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU JUST FLAT OUT LIED TO ME?? I CAN NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN. NARWHALS LIKE YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH SOCIETY.
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Monkey_Slippers · 1 decade ago
Why:'( You sit on a throne of lies!
I WILL NEVER FORGET YOUUU!!~! *faints dramatically*
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TheWeirdKid · 1 decade ago
LIAR! I trusted you. Does that mean nothing?!
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SetFireToTheRain · 1 decade ago
ASDFGHJKL; WHAT.
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Onism* · 1 decade ago
Aw, you dont need to lie about your species. People love your quotes no matter what animal you choose to be (;
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
People like you are the reason I have trust issues. :'(
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Cailin Dorothy* · 1 decade ago
omg this is great :P
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haveaheart00 · 1 decade ago
hilarious!!!!
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DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder · 1 decade ago
loling.
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she_is_love · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOSH. because of you, i have lost faith in all the walrus population. i'll never love another walrus like i loved you. i guess i'll just die an old cat lady, because i'll never trust another walrus.
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
What?! How could you? I trusted in you. YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING. & now I found out is all been a lie o:
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fearless12xoxo · 1 decade ago
I think we should write a petition to ban you.
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randi* · 1 decade ago
You... I... But... Why would you lie to us?!
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chocomickey14 · 1 decade ago
U sit on a throne of lies
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theWalrus · 1 decade ago
You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa
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chocomickey14 · 1 decade ago
Im just a cottonheadedninnymuggins
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heaven_is_here · 1 decade ago
B/tch we all believed you. That typings gotta be the work of a horn. Leave witty. Never return.
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Frozenlife5 · 1 decade ago
This is awesome lol
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