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Today I took my dog outside and she was pooping, and as she was doing so, this twenty-something year old guy walked up. He was wearing basketball shorts over black leggings and he said, "I like your dog. Do you like my black leggings?", so I said, "Sure.." Then he said, "They make my calves look good." After that, he walked away. Alright then.
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Today I took my dog outside and she was pooping, and as she was

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