Me: Maybe today won't suck.
Hair: *Frizzes*
Face: *Coveres itself in acne*
Head: *Pounding headache*
Food: *Offers only grease*
Clothes: *Become way too tight*
Mind: *Fills itself with cotton wool*
Body: *Increases mass by 7 sizes*
Menstrual Cycle: *Starts period*
Crush: I think I'll actually talk to you
today.
Me:
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