Me: *finishes dinner*
Mom: You must still be hungry. Have some
more brussels sprouts.
Me: Dear god, I'm so full. I just can't.
No more food. Please.
Mom: Okay.
Me: *halfway up the stairs*
Mom: Sure you don't want some ice cream?
Me: *Trips, falls down stairs, swims across Pacific Ocean,
defeats Voldemort*
Ooh, just listen to that stomach
growl.
... I could use some ice
cream
