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Me: *finishes dinner*
Mom: You must still be hungry. Have some more brussels sprouts.
Me: Dear god, I'm so full. I just can't. No more food. Please.
Mom: Okay.
Me: *halfway up the stairs*
Mom: Sure you don't want some ice cream?
Me: *Trips, falls down stairs, swims across Pacific Ocean, defeats Voldemort*
        Ooh, just listen to that stomach growl.
         ... I could use some ice cream
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