AwesomeThree · 1 decade ago
The ACTUAL most common cause of death? Asking parts of yourself for advice.
For example,
Me- "Hey pride, should I jump off a cliff for fun?"
Pride- "It's impossible."
Me- "Cool, thanks. What do you think, experience?"
Experience- "It's risky."
Me- "Awesome, better safe than sorry, I guess. Any thoughts, reason?"
Reason- "It's pointless."
Me- "Just what I was thinking. Any last comments, Heart?"
Heart- "Give it a try."
Me- "Well, if you say so. BOMBS A-FREAKING-WAY!!!"
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annalove26 · 1 decade ago
Haha that's a good one too. :)
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