I swear food doesn't like me.
me: *eating dinner with my family*
spaghetti sauce: hey those are some nice looking
clean white pants
spaghetti sauce: bet you would hate it
spaghetti sauce: if something were to
me: no mr. spaghetti sauce please
spaghetti sauce: happen to them
me: no please don't
spaghetti sauce: peace out b/tch
spaghetti sauce: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
me: nooooo
my mom:
my sister:
my fish:
my cousin:
my aunt:
my dad: selena stop talking to your food
and go put on some new pants now
