50 State Stereotypes
Alabama: The state bird is the NASCAR
Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here
Arizona: Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out
Arkansas: Great scenery, brilliant people...I'm sorry, I can't. We have Walmart?
California: Gay Mexican boob job hippies who really want to direct
Colorado: Snow! I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
Connecticut: Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Deleware: Come, we've got low incororation fees. No seriously, please come.
Florida: The furthur north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia: Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy too.
Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Gawd, we're cool.
Illinois: Look, a non-corrupt politician for once. So far.
Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better
Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas: White-breds making white breads
Kentucky: Farming from the future, textbooks from 1925
Louisiana: Thanks BP, as if we didn't have enough problems
Maine: A wicked lot a'moose, eh?
Maryland: Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around
Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans
Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers
Minnesota: Too nice not to elect d*uchey governors
Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt
Missouri: We're #1! In meth...
Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk
Nebraska: Football, drawls, and overalls
Nevada: No laws, no problem! Except all the murders.
New Hampshire: Half hippie, half French, all upperclass
New Jersey: Guidos, turnpikes, leeching off of new New York and Philly
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but more UFO's
New York: Worlds 14th biggest city, 1st biggest ego
North Carolina: First in flight and lung cancer
North Dakota: Somehow worse than South Dakota
Ohio: People care about us at election time!
Oklahoma: Ten days tornado free
Oregon: Dreadlocks on white people
Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you
Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state
South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars
South Dakota: At least we're not North Dakota
Tennessee: Where white people music comes form
Texas: Everything is bigger, even our morons
Utah: Multiple homely wives
Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms
Virginia: From the center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat
Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon
West Virginia: The inbred love child of Virginia and DC
Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober
Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, ok? Okay, maybe a few gay cowboys

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*baeritos* · 1 decade ago
Lol at wisconsin.
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xoCaitlinxo243 · 1 decade ago
Pennsylvania is so true ;p everyone automatically assumes we're all amish haha
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justxanotherxgirl · 1 decade ago
as for the Maine one, yes. Sometimes I look outside and there are moose in my driveway. I'm like .__. go away.
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iamdeeplyinlove · 1 decade ago
Hahahahhaha. Florida :p so true
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
It's actually true up in New England, too. Maine seriously has so many hicks it's not even funny ahaha
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justxanotherxgirl · 1 decade ago
oh my gosh, I second the Maine thing too haha!
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Okay, so I'm not delusional in thinking that haha
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Devinx · 1 decade ago
Wisconsin; right on.
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klovestoswim · 1 decade ago
Haha Connecticut is soo true! It's funny because I go to one of those special smart schools too haha
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glassygirl189 · 1 decade ago
Haha the Ohio one is so true :p
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hardyharhar123 · 1 decade ago
Massachusetts. So true. Im so ashamed.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Ahaha I know right. I don't like the Pats and so many people hate me for it
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hardyharhar123 · 1 decade ago
I like the Pats but I dont like football.. I live right down the street from the Patriots Stadium and the people ....
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Ahaha whenever I go there it's insane. Luckily, I don't live super close.
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hardyharhar123 · 1 decade ago
Yeah you are nothing like seeing a bunch of drunk people before the game even starts
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J3S5E · 1 decade ago
kind of offended since i live in new hampshire, but funny quote
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
How is the NH one offensive?
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J3S5E · 1 decade ago
Nevermind i just read all of them, and this is hilarious! good job!!
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Haha alright! Thank you :)
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juliaglickchick · 1 decade ago
okay the connecticut one is true, i live there
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_crazy_cutie_5678 · 1 decade ago
Oh, and Arkansas should be the meth one.
Arkansas: Come for the meth. Stay because you sold your car for meth.
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_crazy_cutie_5678 · 1 decade ago
Yeah, PA is automatically considered Amish if you're not from a main city, like Pittsburgh or Philly.
Which is reasonable. When I used to live in the Appalachian mountains, my babysitter was Amish.
Thank god I moved to The Burgh. ._.
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isolated_paradise · 1 decade ago
as a new yorker, i'm highly offended.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
How?
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jayciecutie01 · 1 decade ago
SOOOOOO TRUE EVERYONE THINKS WE'RE AMISH.
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
NEW JERSEY PROUD! </3 and Yes, I am 80% Italian. :D
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Saint Jimmy†* · 1 decade ago
Pennsylvania is so freaking true its not even funny...
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mango824 · 1 decade ago
Lol Connecticut school's s.uck.
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TheWittiestProfile · 1 decade ago
i dont know why i bothered to read through that considering im from england and haven't even heard of half those states let alone know what they're like.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
What states don't you know?
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TheWittiestProfile · 1 decade ago
I've heard of most of them but only know where about 3 of them are. And i have never heard of Idaho, Illinosis, minnesota, missouri or vermont haha
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mumblebumble · 1 decade ago
I'm from Europe, and I've never heard of Deleware before. I know all the others, don't understand some of the stereotypes though.
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
Washington lol
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The_unknown_SkyBlu · 1 decade ago
Lol. Indiana- so true.
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