Things
I hear at Christmas
dinner:
"Do you
want to have a snowball fight?"
"Does my car count as a snowball?" - 18 year old cousin
to weird cousin that looks like Jesus (he was going to use the car
as a snowball if that was unclear, in other words, run over the
weird cousin.)
"I'M GONNA SHOVE A NERF DART UP YOUR BUTT!" - 7 year
old cousin to my dad
"You're not my brother anymore!" - 50 year old uncle
to other uncle
"Uncle Jimmy is a pretty pretty princess!!" - 2 year old
cousin
"I'm gonna bring this to school!!" - 7 year old
cousin about his new nerf gun... great idea bringing a gun to
school...
This, among
other things, is conclusive proof that my family is
insane.
