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20 YEARS FROM NOW.

Me:
So darling, do you want ham or pickles on your-
Radio: Alright you old Directioners.
Me: OH MY GOD!
Daughter: Not again..
Radio: Here's a classic for you. Little things.
Me: Turn it up!
Daughter: Sh/t..
Radio: 'Your hand fits in mine like its made just for me..'
Me: AHH!
Daughter: Mum, stop it. Get off the floor.
Husband: What's all this ruckus? Oh hey, I'm on the radio.






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20 YEARS FROM NOW. Me: So darling, do you want ham or pickles

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