Me: *finds presents*
Me:OH those are probably for the people that are
coming over tomorrow(:
*middle of the night**
Basement: THUMP THUMP THUMP
Me: SANTA CLAUS!!!
Me: *runs in basement*
Me: *sees fat man*
Me: ASDFGHJKL
Man: *puts a bag into his sack (near the
fireplace)*
Me: Why is he putting the stuff in the bag....
Me: He probably dropped something and is putting
it back.
Me: I'm gunna go back so he doesn't see
me
*Christmas morning*
Me: *finds the same presents*
Me: MOMMY SANTA CLAUS CAME HERE YESTERDAY AND LEFT
THE PRESENTS IN THE BASEMENT THEN CAME BACK AND PUT THEM UNDER THE
TREE!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL
Mom: Honey, what are you talking about, Santa
Claus isn't real...
Me: SO MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
Mom: ...
Me: DINKLEBERG
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Me: ...who was the fat man in the basement
then?
Dad: HONEY WHERE IS THAT BAG OF MONEY THAT WAS IN
THE BASEMENT NEAR THE FIRE PLACE LAST NIGHT?
Me: *finds presents* Me:OH those are probably for the people
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