Person I hate: *breathes*
Me: OH MY GOD SHUT UP I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT AND YOU WONDER WHY I HATE YOU YOU NEED TO LEAVE PLEASE GO I
CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I MIGHT AS WELL JUMP INTO A POOL OF
VICIOUS SHARKS CAUSE CLEARLY THEY'D BE A BETTER TIME THAN
LISTENING TO THIS SWEET LORD JESUS PLEASE HELP ME GET THROUGH
THIS TIME I MUST SPEND WITH THIS PERSON AMEN.
