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u wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. it is Jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms

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u wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement.

12 faves · 1 comments · Dec 23, 2012 8:37am

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looncovefairy · 8 years ago
that would be really awkward..
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