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Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad


God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

 
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6 faves · 2 comments · Dec 18, 2012 8:18pm

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TellitTotheFrogs* · 1 decade ago
Wow, I never thought of it that way. But I guess when people say things happen for a reason, they really happen for a reason
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Larrystylinson1243 · 1 decade ago
yeah that really opened my eyes i never saw it like that
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