Guy Friend: I love this computer.
Friend: Yes, and she loves you too. I mean, you
keep turning her on.
Guy Friend: I know right?
Friend: In fact, you two should really stop
mousing around.
Me: Wow, that was really cheesy.
Later...
Me: *Bangs my Guy Friend's keyboard*
Guy Friend: Hey! Stop it! You know, I'm not
afraid to punch you!
Me: C'mon, we all know your bark is worse than
your gigabyte.
