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B/tch I'm the Nutella,
and you're the first piece of bread.
You're the alarm clock,
and I'm the bed.
I'm the 'pro',
And you're the 'con'.
I'm the wifi,
You're the white crayon.
I'm Obama.
You're Mitt Romney.
You're Facebook,
And I'm Witty.
Whatever you can do,
I can do better.
I'm the long text message,
you're the one word answer.
You're the 'Terms of Agreements'.
And I'm the FOOD.
You can't compete with me,
So why pretend that you could?

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