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*Me in gym

Me: i don't wanna dress out
Me: why do we need gym anyways
Me: 2 periods till lunch
Me: you all smell
Me: i don't like you
Coach: 5 LAPS LET'S GO!
Me: No
Me: I just can't do this
Me: ahhhh
Me: i'm tired
Me: everyone's done
Me: pshh i'm done
Me: put your shorts down!
Me: i wonder what one direction is doing
Me: OMG
Me: my cats are so lucky
Me: they just roll
Me: I wish i was a cat
Me: meow
Me: i can pull it off
Me: CALM THE F DOWN
Me: So call me maybe...
Me: I'm tired
Me: I'm hungry
Me: What time is it


Coach:....
Mom:....
Dad:....
Cat:...
Fish:...
One Direction:....
Michael Jackson:....
Santa Claus:....
Tooth Fairy:...
Everyone:


Me: What
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*Me in gym Me: i don't wanna dress out Me: why do we need