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Me on PMS...
episode #1; helping in parents' shop


Me: *wearing this weird back-pack thingo by the force of my parents cause apparently it will "help my posture".*
*customer walks in and asks my mum what that thing I'm wearing is*
*mum answers question*
*customer leaves*
Me: What did he ask about me?
Mum: Oh, just what that back-pack thing is. That's all.
Me: Of course he's asking what
Me:
He's a nosy bullsh*tter.
Me: Who's f*cking rude.
Me: And has no job.
Me: And no life.
Me: And ends up on the street.
Me: Doing crack.
Me: D*ckhead.
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
You done?
Me: Yeah.



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