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Me: hey, i like your shirt
Them: thanks, i got it for seventy dollars at a department store
Me: really? because for seventy dollars at Burlington, i got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two Puerto Rican children
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Me: hey, i like your shirt Them: thanks, i got it for seventy

16 faves · 1 comments · Dec 9, 2012 2:42pm

glitterandnightmares

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chloe_fords · 1 decade ago
I hate (with a burning passion) those commercials
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