Thank you, brother.
Me: *getting
back of popcorn out because I haven't felt insecure about
my body lately*
Him: Didn't you already have a bag of
popcorn today?
Me: Yeah, why?
Him: Two bags is excessive.
Me: You're not in charge of me.
Him: Okay, eat if you want to get large ...
er.
Guess who's most likely not going to eat
tomorrow?
