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*When I meet One Direction*

Me: *screeches*
Me: *gurgles and spits everywhere*
Me: *slams down to the ground*
Me: *kicks legs and flails arms*
Me: *grabs their shirts*
Me: *inhales their scent for 10 minutes*
Me: *screeches again*
Me: *latches on to Niall's leg and never lets go*

Me: "And that kids is how i got my first restraining order

*children exit prison*

Niall: "Please let go"
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*When I meet One Direction* Me: *screeches* Me: *gurgles and

50 faves · 1 comments · Dec 1, 2012 9:36pm

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JoeJonasPurityRing* · 6 years ago
omg so relatable!! xD <3 <3
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