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my fantastic plan: at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
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my fantastic plan: at my funeral there is going to be a closed

16 faves · Nov 30, 2012 4:35pm

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