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Mom: Hey that band you like is on t.v.
Me: *Bashes through my door
Me: 
*Trips down stairs
Me: 
*Slips on the floor
Me: 
*Runs into wall
Me: 
*Army rolls through the kitchen
Me: 
*Skids around the corner
Me: 
*Dives onto couch
Me: 
Shut up or I'll f/cking murder you all. 


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Mom: Hey that band you like is on t.v. Me: *Bashes through my

51 faves · 2 comments · Nov 29, 2012 6:30pm

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AlyssaXx4434 · 8 years ago
I'm like this a lot
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dubweeyh · 8 years ago
Haha me too. :3
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