*lunch break*
Him: *to me and my friend* Hey, guys, I can't have any more, do
you want some?
My friend: No thanks.
Him: What about you?
Me: No, thank you.
Him: Come on! You have to gain a little weight!
Me: Hahhaahaa, no thanks, I'm already fat enough.
Him: Didn't your mum teach you that it's not nice to
lie?
Me: What?
HIm: Just don't lie *smiles and walks away*
