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Fantasy:

Me: I’m cold.

Boyfriend: Here’s my jacket so you can stay warm... Oh! Let me go to that store down the block to see if they have any hot chocolate, and maybe afterwards I’ll just stop off at the other store and buy you a big, puffy blanket.


Reality:

Me: Oh wait. I don’t have a boyfriend..
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Fantasy: Me: I’m cold. Boyfriend: Here’s my jacket

4 faves · Nov 27, 2012 4:30pm

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