*Getting ready to go to bed*
Me: Ahh, I'm tired.
Me: Oh look at my bed, it's so lonely.
Me: *stands there and looks at it*
Me: I'm kinda hungry *runs to kitchen, slips and falls*
Me:
Me: I'll just sleep here
Me:
Me: Who am I kidding, my bed needs me. *runs back to bed*
Me: *sees dog* why hello there young puppy.
Me:
Me: Okay, I'm going to go to bed. You keep sleeping.
Me: *gets in bed*
Me: Ahh, this is nice.
Me:
Me: As long as you love me, we could be- WHAT AM I DOING?
Me: OKay, time to sleep
Me: But baby it's cold outsidee
Me: LET ME GIVE YOUR HEART A BREAK
Me: I WANNNA LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG LETS GO-
*knocking at door*
Me: *scared shitless*
Me:
Me:
Mom: Shut. Up. It's 12:00
Okay, Mom.
*Getting ready to go to bed* Me: Ahh, I'm tired. Me: Oh look
