So my mum got me my cereal this morning & this is how it went
Me: *takes a bite of the cereal* Omg theres something wrong with this. MUMM! 
Mum: What?!
Me: What did you put in first the cereal or the milk? 
Mum: Does it matter?
Me: Just tell me woman.
Mum: The milk why?
Me: OMFG ARE YOU TRYING TO POSION ME?!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? IF YOU THE CEREAL ONTOP OF THE MILK THE CEREAL GETS ALL SOGGY!
Mum: Well then I put the cereal in first.
Me: -_- HOW DARE YOU LIE. 
Never letting her pour my cereal again. -_-