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A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"

The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?"

"Yes, anything" the blonde promised.

With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did.

He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.

Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.

He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"

The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???

THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INSULT TO BLONDES SO PLEASE NO HATE! I just thought it was funny and decided to share it with you! :) Love you my fellow blondes!
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A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message

20 faves · 4 comments · Nov 24, 2012 9:49pm






lynskywalker · 7 years ago
Im a blonde, but i love blond jokes.
Im actually really smart...so...yeah. its fun 'cause i have a blonde friend who acts dumb
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ghost town girl* · 7 years ago
this is great
i love blonde jokes
and i am blonde :3
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RachelNorton · 7 years ago
haha I'm glad you enjoyed the joke! :)
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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted · 7 years ago
I'm a natural blonde(dyed brown just because) and I absolutely adore blonde jokes. I think they're hilarious and if someone ever tried to use them against me, it doesn't work because I laugh and agree with them. :D
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