Principal: Simon Cowell Teachers: Zayn Mailk, Louis Tomlinson, Niall
Horan, Liam Payne, and Harry Styles Substitutes: Eleanor Calder and Perrie Edwards Language: 1D Detention: Sitting with Caroline Flack Maths: Learning to 1D math song and figuring it
all out Science: Finding out what your kids with the boys
would look like using modern technology English: Writing fanfics History: Learning about the 1D boys' family
history Geography: Learning about England and Ireland Music: Learning how to play/sing their songs on
various instruments Drama: learning how to make and reenact video
diaries Physical Education: exersize by dancing
(inbetweeners dance, pat the dog screw the lightbulb, stop the
traffic let 'em through, the row, etc.) Business Studies: Calculating sales totals Marketing: Promote their album Agriculture: Taking care of turtles and cats Technology: Making GIFS, usage of Tumblr and
Twitter School Transport: 1D bus, magic carpets, wardrobes
(for Narnian residents) Uniform: 1D merchandise, Toms, supras, suspenders,
varsity jackets, polos, blazers, striped shirts, rolled up jeans,
chinos
