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 *My friend and I were texting to go see the Breaking Dawn Part 2 movie*
My friend: So he hasn't texted me back saying if he wanted to hang out tomorrow.
Me: THE DUDE NEEDS TO ANSWER. Okay, we have to leave soon to go to the movies because we have to eat the crowd.

She thought I was a cannibal
*Me 20 minutes later*
Me: **beat

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*My friend and I were texting to go see the Breaking Dawn Part

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