*My friend and I were
texting to go see the Breaking Dawn Part 2 movie*
My friend: So he hasn't
texted me back saying if he wanted to hang out tomorrow.
Me: THE DUDE NEEDS TO ANSWER. Okay, we have to leave soon to go to
the movies because we have to eat the crowd.
She thought I was a
cannibal
*Me 20 minutes later*
Me: **beat