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How to get a boyfriend:



1. choose a guy
2. "accidentally" find his Facebook profile
3. study his every move
4. acknowledge the fact that he is perfect
5. cry for a few days
6. Buy a cat.
cats solve everything.









 
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How to get a boyfriend: 1. choose a guy 2. "accidentally"

33 faves · Nov 20, 2012 11:16pm

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