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Instead of getting periods,
girls should just get a text from mother nature saying "You're not pregnant, have a nice day,"


 
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Instead of getting periods, girls should just get a text from

248 faves · 11 comments · Nov 19, 2012 5:21pm

Meowcat

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ridemydino · 1 decade ago
Your period isn't just to tell you that you're not pregnant.
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almostthere · 1 decade ago
Instead of jocking quotes, you should just come up with something original
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Meowcat · 1 decade ago
Lol, who am I jocking this from?
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lollipopszx3 · 1 decade ago
Dammit, no phone. Guess I'm pregnant guys.
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1hockey2lax3crazy · 1 decade ago
maybe a call... I mean it'll probably be a recording, just a little more formal
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Meowcat · 1 decade ago
Or maybe a letter via owl.
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1hockey2lax3crazy · 1 decade ago
gotta go harry potter style
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wittyspaz · 1 decade ago
i was gonna text that to my friend so i replaced my name in her phone to mother nature. she caught me...
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Meowcat · 1 decade ago
I should try that :)
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wittyspaz · 1 decade ago
yeah it wouldve been fun haha
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soccertrack · 1 decade ago
i wish....
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