Him: Hi.
Me: Oh, hey.
Me on the inside: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEL.
ASDLKJ;JLSFKAJ YOU'RE SO AWKWARD OMG DON'T SAY ANYTHING
ANNOYING GAH NO NO. HE IS RIGHT THERE AND HE'S SAYING
WORDS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH DIRECTED AT YOU'RE
FACE.
Him: Hello?
Me: What?
Him: Nevermind. *walks away*
Me on the inside: LET ME LOVE YOU
