Going Grocery shopping*
Me: FOOD!
Mom: We need to work on this Family's diet!
Me: Sure mom *walks away
Me: SCREW THAT
Me: OMG i'm gonna get everthing
Me: I'll get This and This and This
* Walks to cart with handful of food
Mom: Put half of it back!
Me: BUT MEEEM!!!
Mom: Now
Me: finnnee
Me: She just doesn't Understand me
*Sees crush
Me: Oh my god!
*Pretends to be texting
Crush: *walks away
Me: One day, I'll trap you in my basement forever
Me: MOM!
Me: Where's my mother!
Me: Omg I'm gonna die
Me: She'll leave me here and die alone.
Me I'll be forever alone
Me: I'll live on the streets
Me: I'm gonna live my life selling gum
Me: I'll sleep on highways
Me: Goodbye Life
Mom: Hurry up! I'm gonna checkout!
Me: MOM!
Me: Can i get a Candy?
Mom: Ok, only one
Me: Only one!
Me: Dang
Me: The M&M's or the Snicker's.
Me: This is the hardest descion I have ever made
Mom: Hurry up I'm gonna go!
Me: Eenie Meenie Miny Mo
Mom : Hurry up!
Me: The Snicker's it is!
*Walks to car.
Me: I Should have chose the M&M's.....
Mom:.....
Crush:.....
Santa:....
Obama:....
Easter Bunny: .....
The Leperchaun: ....
Hannah Montana: ....
One Direction: ........
Everyone: ....
Me: I'm a fail at life..