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It's Monday
and you assume it's going to suck, but according to statistics; there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs are occuring today throughout the Unites States. And also, at least 4 people will win multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words
"I love you" will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it's going to suck, but just smile, because, according to statisrics, it should actually be a really nice day.
 
 

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It's Monday and you assume it's going to suck, but according

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