It's
Monday
and you assume it's
going to suck, but according to statistics; there will be
over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million
hugs are occuring today throughout the Unites States. And
also, at least 4 people will win multimillion dollar
lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and
3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will be 600
dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles
eaten. Plus, the words
"I love you" will be said over 9 million
times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume
it's going to suck, but just smile, because, according
to statisrics, it should actually be a really nice day.
❤