Boyfriends in movies: Gives girl jacket when she's cold, pays for every date, sweet talks,
buys her gifts every fcking day, is usually rich, blows off friends to hang out with her,
laughs at every joke, tells them they're beautiful with their hair up, hugs them,
watches over her siblings in a life crisis.
My boyfriend: Shares jacket with me by cuddling together in it, takes me on
awesome dates that don't require money, makes perverted and funny jokes, buys me
a gift on my birthday and holidays, is fcking broke, hangs out with me and his friends
at the same time while giving me the most attention, tells me when my joke was lame
or it didn't make sense, throws a fit when my hair isn't down, cuddles and kisses me,
would help me in a life crisis by being there in person.