One Upon a
Time,
a prince asked a beautiful princess
will you marry me?
the princess said
NO
and the princess lived happily ever
after
and traveled around the world and
met interesting people
and learned new stuff
and always put herself first
and went to rock concerts
and no one ever told her
"go make me a sandwich"
and kept her apartment and all of
her shoes and never got cheated on, period.
and made tons of money
& the toilet seat was always down
(like it's supposed to)
The End.
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