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10 Things to do on a plane

1. If someone around you farts,say BLESS YOU really loud.
2. If a old person it sitting beside you, blare your headphones up on your cd player.
3. Everytime you get a re-fill on your drink,drink all of it and burp and blow it into their face
4. Keep complaining about how small the restrooms are.
5. kick the seat of the person in front you saying "i am the keebler elf, I am the keebler elf!"
6. Do the Beyonce dance to the flight attendant
7. while your going down the aisle, swing your hips and go,"excuse me, GOD! watch where you're going!"
8. Eat dill pickles and keep breathing over the shoulder of the person in front you.
9. Open a bag of chips, lick your fingers,scratch your butt, sneeze in your hand, and pick your bugers, then offer somebody some chips. And watch there face~ ha ha
10. Whistle the toon to the Barney song. OVER AND OVER
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10 Things to do on a plane 1. If someone around you farts,say

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