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At the supermarket:

me: *walking down cookie isle with animal crackers*
me: 
me:
EHHHHHHH SEXY LADY
little girl: why do you have animal crackers?  They're for little kids
me:
me:
you are NEVER too old for animal crackers
*throws bag of animal crackes at her*
me:
now take these and eat them!  
her: you're weird
me: and you don't deserve those
*grabs animal cracker bag and runs out of cookie isle*




mq.  true story.



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