At the supermarket:
me: *walking down cookie isle with animal
crackers*
me:
me: EHHHHHHH SEXY LADY
little girl: why do you have animal crackers?
They're for little kids
me:
me: you are NEVER too old for animal crackers
*throws bag of animal crackes at her*
me: now take these and eat them!
her: you're weird
me: and you don't deserve those
*grabs animal cracker bag and runs out of cookie
isle*
mq. true
story.
At the supermarket: me: *walking down cookie isle with animal
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Oct 28, 2012 8:40pm