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Dear reflection:
     Hey, you. Get pretty. Maybe lose a pound or two. Those thighs, get thinner. Hair, get longer. I hate everything about you. Okay.

Dear parents:
   


Dad: Even though you're an alcoholic, I love you. You tried to stop for me once, and you did for a while, but then you started again, which made me lose some hope in you. I can't wait to see you this weekend. I love you.

Mom: I love you, even though we have our fights. You've done everything you could to keep this family together. You're possibly the best mom I could ever have.

 
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Dear reflection: Hey, you. Get pretty. Maybe lose a pound or

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