*My thoughts in World History*

Me: This class is soo boring..
Me: It sucks i'm in the front..otherwise i would be passed out if i sat in the back.
Me: Tonight let's get some...and live while were young.
Me: NO STOP. WHAT IF I ACCUDENTLY START SINGING OUT LOUD.
Me: Sh*t....the teacher called on me...
Me: just stay silent and shrug. 
Me: *shrugs*
Me: thank godd.
Me: Omg,,,the cute guy just looked at me.
Me: he probably thought i was ugly...i mean look at me!
Me: I wonder if Harry Styles has random dreams about me..
Me: I WONDER IF HE STALKS MY TWITTER.
Me: HOLY SH*T. THERES A FLYING BUG.
Me: DO NOT GET ANY CLOSER BUG.
Me: IT'S GETTING CLOSERRR! I'M GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEE!
*bell rings* 
Me: oh thanks god, i almost died.

 

True Story.