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so today my mom parked at the side parking while gone into the guards station to collect something..
here's how it went in the car:


me: *staring out the window out of boredom*
me: *sees man frozen on a spot*
me: omg is he dead
me: no wait he's a statue
me: or just frozen but how
me: yeah, it's just a statue..lol..
me: *lays back in chair and just looks*
statue: *starts walking down the road*
me: OMG THE STATUES BLOODY WALKING!!!
me: omg is there a full moon, why is this happening
me: uh oh....
me:
me:
me:
me:
oh my gosh i need help..


true story.
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so today my mom parked at the side parking while gone into the

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