me: So I made a new friend today
mom: WHERE DO THEY LIVE?
mom: WHAT AGE ARE THEY?
mom: WHAT SCHOOL DO THEY GO TO?
mom: WHAT'S THEIR ADDRESS?
mom: THEIR BLOOD TYPE?
mom: THEIR NATIONALITY?
me: I dunno
mom: WELL THEN YOU AREN'T
TECHNICALLY FRIENDS WITH THEM
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