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*to tune of we are never ever ever getting back together*

Shane: Taylor I think we need to talk.
Taylor: ABOUT WHAT?
Shane: Maybe you and me should take a break?
Taylor: WHO IS SHE?
Shane: There’s no one else, I just need some space.
Taylor: F^CK YOU! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!
Shane: What?
Taylor: I’m gonna ad you to my sh*t list:

Shane: What list?

Taylor: I’ll write a song about your baby d^ck.
Shane: It’s average.
Taylor: I’m gonna cry then Tweet a pic. I’ll say: “he cheated, then dumped me, # TeamTayTay”

Taylor: Oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooo
Song about you will go number 1
Oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooo
Tween girls will sing baby d^ck, baby d&ck.

You should never ever break up with Taylor.
You got herpies herpies herpies, just thank John Mayer.
I f^cked Jake
And I f&cked Joe
And I f*cked Zac Efron. Allegedly!

you should never ever ever break-up with Taylor.


Lyrics by Shane Dawson watch video on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlxJV8SZ0II

*really funny!*

 
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