*to
tune of we are never ever ever getting back
together*
Shane: Taylor I
think we need to talk.
Taylor: ABOUT WHAT?
Shane: Maybe you and me should take a break?
Taylor: WHO IS SHE?
Shane: There’s no one else, I just need
some space.
Taylor: F^CK YOU! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!
Shane: What?
Taylor: I’m gonna ad you to my sh*t
list:
Shane: What list?
Taylor: I’ll write a
song about your baby d^ck.
Shane: It’s average.
Taylor: I’m gonna cry then Tweet a pic.
I’ll say: “he cheated, then dumped me, #
TeamTayTay”
Taylor: Oooooo oooooo oooooo
oooooo oooo
Song about you will go number 1
Oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooo
Tween girls will sing baby d^ck, baby d&ck.
You
should never ever break up with Taylor.
You got herpies herpies herpies, just thank John Mayer.
I f^cked Jake
And I f&cked Joe
And I f*cked Zac Efron. Allegedly!
you should never ever ever break-up with Taylor.
Lyrics by Shane Dawson
watch video on
youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlxJV8SZ0II
*really funny!*
2 faves · Oct 14, 2012 5:05pm