HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT AM I?
Let us count the
ways.
1)
Casually stalking crush's twitter
2) Not even following crush so even creepier
3) Accidently favoriting crush's tweet from 3 months ago
4) Quickly unfaving and now contemplating deleting twitter
5) Contemplating changing name and moving to England
6) Crying on the floor in a fetal position, jk sobbing
7) Text best friend to say you are going to die in a hole
8) Think about how awkward german class is going to be
9) Especially because you sit right across from
him
