So today children I will
share with you my funny story about The Hunger
Games
Once upon a time I had just
finished reading a book and the next book didn't come out
for a very long time. So I went to my dear older sister for
help. I asked her for a book to read because she technically
has a library in her room, or at least three celing-to-floor
bookcases that are overflowing. She reccomended to me, The
Hunger Games, but she didn't really tell me what it
was about. She told me that it was in the basement. So I went
down there and was looking around and I couldn't find any
books with the title The Hunger Games, but I did find a book
with a piece of cake on the front, so I figured that must be
it. A few hours later, I was just sitting reading the book with
cake on the cover and lemme just say that it was a really weird
book and I was wondering why my sister would reccomend it to
me. But then my sister came over to me and said,
"Becca, why haven't you started reading the hunger
games?" I just looked at her weird and said,
"I'm reading it right now Liz," and
pointed to the book I was reading.She started laughing and
said, " That is not The Hunger Games, that book is not
appropriate for you. Stop reading and go downstairs and get the
real Hunger Games book. You silly goose, how did you not
realize I would never reccomend that book to you?"
I said,"Well I was thinking about never
asking you for book advice again, this book is really
strange."
So that my dear
children is how I almost didn't read The Hunger Game, and
almost read a strange book about
cake.