Steve: Wait, what if we have a son?
Steve: Then he'll be a teenage boy.
Steve: Teenage boys are a**holes.
Steve: Look at these quotes.
Steve: This boy cheated.
Steve: This boy broke her heart.
Steve: This boy is just a douche bag.
Steve: All teenage boys are a**holes.
Steve: ALL OF THEM.
Steve: Wait, what if our son isn't
athletic.
Steve: What if he's a
mathlete.
Steve: That's like social
suicide.
