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My Daddy watching the History Channel...

Me: Why are you watching this? It's not even real!
Daddy: I can't believe my daughter would be so close-minded to not even think about if any of this is true.
Me: But it's not real!
Daddy: Well, sometimes you don't know. People once believed that the people who thought that the planets revolved around the sun were idiots.
Me: But that's true.
Daddy: I know! And people once believed that the eart was flat.
Me: But it's round.
Daddy: I know!
Stepmom: The sun and earth sun, sun, sun, what?

Me: The planets revolve around the sun.

-We got onto a different topic-
 
Daddy: And I Believe that there has to be more planets with life out of the trillions of them.
Stepmom: Trillions of planets?
Daddy: Well, trillions of stars, like the usn, with planets around them.
Stepmom: I thought there were 9?
Me: No! There is more than just one solar system.
Stepmom: No!
Me: Yes! I learned it in school.
Stepmom: They did not teach you all the planets and solar systems!
Me: No, but they did teach us that there is more than one, our, solar system!
Stepmom: Ya'll have gone too far over my head. I'm done! Maybe I should go back to school.
Me: Yeah, maybe you should! Dummy!


Lordy at the conversations we have!
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My Daddy watching the History Channel... Me: Why are you watching

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