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The English language is stupid.

...If all the rules we the same, "Ghoti" would be pronounced "fish".

Enough (f sound)

Women (i sound)

Position (sh sound)


Also, homonyms. If that's not enough proof, I don't know what is.

Saw/Sore

I/Eye

To/Two/Too

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT

WHY

Even the names are confusing: homonyms, synomyns, antonyms etc etc



Sure is not pronounced "ss - uh - ree". It's pronounced shor.


I before E except after C. Oh, unless you're talking about 'science' or 'chief' or 'neighbour' or 'weigh' or any other freaking word



Work pronounced werk

Walk pronounced work

Once pronounced wuns



Silent K's. Actually, silent letters in general.



Who and How always confused me (still do, actually). I don't know if that's just me though.



Minute and minute. omG WHAT THE HELL I hate words spelled (or spelt? f^ck) the same with different sounds


For a list of more idiotic hitches in the English language, look at www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/esl.htm

Oh my freak, I hate English literacy rules so much V___V

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The English language is stupid. ...If all the rules we the same,

16 faves · 3 comments · Oct 6, 2012 7:29am

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Superman5o5 · 1 decade ago
Aha... reading your comments made me feel much better :)
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TheOceansTearsXx* · 1 decade ago
who and how confuse me too lol ;)
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Misssaf333 · 1 decade ago
You really thought that through ;) lol.
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