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Omegle
Stranger: Hey (:
You: Hi, );
Stranger: What's wrong?
You: I HATE MY LIFE!
Stranger: why?
You: Nobody wants to be my friend, the girl I love is in love with my best friend. My parents are divorced. My mom, brother and I all live in a building and I don't even get my own room. The manager hates me, my brother is so dumb, and mom is always grounding us. I'm always the fifth wheel, girls think I'm a dork and loser. My brother is always dragging me into trouble, and I'm always looked down on becuase of it. I wish I could just leave, but....
Stranger: but what?
You: But I can't because it's my life, and my life is different.
Stranger: You just said you hated your life?!?
You: Well yeah, but I guess you could also called it...
Stranger: Call it what?
You: the suite life of zack and cody.
Stranger: Oh lol. I get it now.




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Omegle Stranger: Hey (: You: Hi, ); Stranger: What's wrong?

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